Welcome, Blobby. Are you suffering comfortably? Then I'll begin. Once upon a time... No. Once upon several times, before the Blob Lords, before everything we know, there was an explorer. Her name was Blobby Blobby, from a little-regarded, sparsely populated planet called Blobby. Blobby Blobby was the first of Blobby's indigenous race, the blobs, to develop space travel. Dangerous, unsophisticated space travel. She took risks to explore the worlds and galaxies beyond her home. And it was on one of these distant, deserted worlds on the far edge of another galaxy she found something... impossible. A gateway. A boundary into another unknown dimension or universe. Blobby Blobby glimpsed the infinite through that gateway. And beneath the monument, she found... a child. Abandoned. Alone. Thrown through, seemingly, from the other unknown realm. Blobby Blobby had a choice to make. Abandon or save the child? She chose to rescue the foundling and adopt this refugee from another realm as...