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NCBBDAS: The Cabbage Awakes! Starring Brenda Blethyn, Linda Hamilton and Rinko Kikuchi * * * “We’re going to go to Planet Cabbage!” The Doctor blustered, adjusting her hat heroically and swaying about the console room inputting the coordinates. “Not Planet Cabbage,” Sarah sighed grumpily.  “Planet Cabbage!” The Doctor reiterated, bouncing up and down. “70% Cabbage, 30% Planet! For all your Cabbage and Planet related needs! Plus, Dani, you’ve sort of been awkwardly shuffled off with Sarah for most of Oh Flux, we need bonding time for our characters to interact!”  “Well, I’m sold.” Danieru said, now earnestly excited to go to Planet Cabbage. “But not because of the bonding time. Because of the cabbage.”  The TARDIS ground to a stop, wheezing into silence.  “Come on, pet!” The Doctor smirked with elation. “Let’s go!”  * * * The Doctor stepped outside to the sound of gunfire and children screaming in agony. It was a burning hellscape, an apocalypse beyond words....

  NCBBDAS: Oh Flux - The Bullshitters Starring Brenda Blethyn, Linda Hamilton and Rinko Kikuchi  Part Six of Six Previously On Doctor Who OH NO! Evil Yaz and Evil Dan are going to disintegrate the Doctor! * * *  "NOW, WE WILL DISINTEGRATE YOU, DOCTOR!" Proclaimed Evil Yaz. "HA HO" added Evil Dan.  "No." said The Doctor, walking away. Evil Yaz looked at Evil Dan. "She can just do that?"  * * * Grand Marshall Hugo Endeavor was looking at his magic doors, because he had magic doors now. Out of one magic door stepped Roman, Danieru and Sarah. "I am Grand Marshall Hugo Endeavor," he began.  "Great! Thanks. You've done all you need to do for the plot." "What?" "Yeah, you've successfully contributed."  "What? No I haven't! My purpose being the magic doors was only revealed last episode! How do I even have magic doors?" Grand Marshall Hugo Endeavor blubbered. he was really irritated. " I...

  NCBBDAS: Survivors of the Canon-Welding Starring Brenda Blethyn, Linda Hamilton and Rinko Kikuchi Part Five of Six Previously on Doctor Who Oh no! The Doctor has been turned into a Cyberman!  * * * "Wow, I'm not a Cyberman!" The Doctor proclaimed. She indeed, was not a Cyberman.  She was in a Cyber-transport ship. Hundreds of Cybermen around her. No way out. Her mind raced. First - why?  "Why!?! Why did you do that?!" She yelled. "Come on, you lot, go on then! Tell me!" [WE ARE GOING TO TRANSPORT YOU TO DIVISION IN EXCHANGE FOR OUR SAFETY FROM THE FLUX.]    "Division, the Time Lords allow pretty much everyone in. Every race in the universe, but no, they said no to you lot. They feared you, feared what the Cybermen would become if given access to time travel. And you had it - had all the power in the world, and even still the Flux tore apart your alternative timeline like that!" She snapped her fingers. "You really think that returning ...