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  Cover Art Returns! Jilly Kitzinger has been left for Dead. No...that's not right. Sorry. Jilly Kitzinger has been left for alive.  Miracle Day is over. Jilly is left in the dust, reeling. Now what shall she do now? Ah, that's right. Look into her old bosses' work regarding a project in Cardiff - codenamed Red Doors.  Jilly Kitzinger is out for revenge. And she's seeing red.

  NCJDDAS: Oh no it's the "Cats" episode - Part One Starring Dame Judi Dench and Sir Ian McKellen Danny is in the Box Todd is somewhere in the TARDIS This story takes place in the alternate timeline created by The Doctor using the box and after Judi Dench Never Dies happened in said alternate timeline. Everything is the same, Roman just now looks like Sir Ian.  Previously On Doctor Who... Doctor Who has a new companion! His name is Todd. She's keeping the old one in a box. Come on, variety is important to her. It's not that she hasn't created a branching alternate timeline that diverges from the course of history set in the main universe.  It's not like the Time Lords are very angry about that.  Chapter One "You know, it has been quite some time since Sartorial Elegance was restored to our lives." Roman said, puffing his suitcoat.  "Shame neither Danny or Todd wanted to come," The Doctor groaned. "No offense, but I think we work be

 NCJDDAS: The Sheepdom of Mademoiselle Dappleberry Von Tulle I asked someone who had no clue about Doctor Who to give me a shitposty idea about an episode. I will now write said shitpost idea. Original post by Coffee Druggie at end of story.  Starring Dame Judi Dench and Sir Patrick Stewart with Martin Freeman Featuring Taylor Louderman as Madmoiselle Dappleberry Von Tulle Danny is in the box Previously On Doctor Who... The Doctor now has a new companion! His name is Todd! He is very awkward! He came from the planet Reginus, a planet inhabited by some very stereotypical teenager characters. As they depart, the Doctor realizes something was afoot with that planet...  Chapter One "Ladies, Gentlemen, and Variations Thereupon, a Fact!" The Doctor began, pointing at a blackboard. " Anyone who has ever eaten Pineapple Pizza will inevitably eventually die. The police just haven't connected Pineapple Pizza to enough cold cases, but rest assured, it is responsible for every

  NCJDDAS: The Box Starring Judi Dench, Danny Devito and Patrick Stewart Introducing Martin Freeman as Todd Story takes place between How the Monk Got His Habit Back and Judi Dench Never Dies Chapter One "GUYS! GUYS!" The Doctor proclaimed. "Come quick!"    She whisked a curtain off of a small cardboard box. "Ta-Da!" She paused, dramatically.  Danny and Roman looked at the Doctor oddly.  "Look, guys, so, my timeline is a mess, and doesn't really have many places I can just randomly meet another companion and have my timeline go on with NCJDDAS stories for a billion years."  Danny shrugged. "So?" "What?! Variety in a series is exceedingly important. Especially since said series has now killed me off and all of the stories take place across my timeline." "How do you know that?" Roman grumbled. "I know everything." The Doctor said, straight-laced.  She paused. "Someday, I will kill god." She said

 NCJDDAS: The Exterminator   Part Three  Genisys of the Daleks Starring Dame Judi Dench, Alison Pill, Linda Hamilton and Katherine Hahn  Chapter Eight The Doctor fell out of the sky into a nuclear explosion.  This was slightly disconcerting, as she had very little clue as to how she could survive a Nuclear Explosion. Little things like that tended to put her on edge.  She felt the heat of the fire lick at her petticoat as she continued to fall.  And then her head fell onto the pavement and split open like a melon.  * * * Lottie was feeling quite well, thank you very much. No longer a private eye, now she had been relegated to Hollywood nerd. She wasn't quite so sure about that, but she didn't have a narration issue so it all evened out. She hated the thick glasses and occasional stumbling that she did randomly now, though. A man in a dark leather jacket came up to her. "Ms. Palaver?" "Excuse me?" Lottie asked.  "Find Sarah Connor. The Doctor will need y

                NCJDDAS: The Exterminator Part Two WHY THE HELL IS KATHERINE HAHN HERE Starring Judi Dench, Linda Hamilton and Katherine Hahn  Chapter Five  "WOAH. HOLD UP. HOLD UP, WHY IS KATHERINE HAHN HERE-" The Doctor screamed.  "Golly, this is gonna be a gas!" Katherine Hahn giggled, and the live studio audience began laughing. "WHAT. WHAT IN THE WORLD-" The Doctor swore. "AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO RECOGNIZES HOW INSANE THAT IS? I WILL ACCEPT BATMAN, BUT KATHERINE HAHN BEING A DALEK BEING THE TERMINATOR?  W H A T" "Oh, calm down, toots!" Katherine Hahn strutted across the stage. The studio audience continued to laugh, the laughter growing louder and louder and more ominous.  "What kind of place is this? Why are you toying with me?!" The Doctor yelled, but then suddenly The scene began going again.  The Exterminator began rolling around in circles spouting marketable catchphrases, and began firing maniacally at Sarah Conn

 NCJDDAS: The Exterminator - Part One Starring Judi Dench, Alison Pill, Linda Hamilton and Nicholas Briggs  This story takes place whenever I goddamn please the NCJDDAS has no timeline of importance Sexy Cover Render by Aubrey Wandavision Spoilers Ahead Chapter On 1984 - But not like the George Orwell one Synth-Music Pounded through the air. The omnipresent 80s soundtrack had arrived, and with it, a TARDIS.  "Woah," Lottie said, stepping out of the TARDIS. "Doctor, this place is amazing." It was a back alley, and it looked like the dingiest darkest most uninviting place imaginable. Lottie was from the future though, and hadn't seen a shit back alley, so she was engrossed. She skipped out, quickly. "Doctor, what kind of place is this?" Lottie asked. She paused. "Doctor?" But the Doctor wasn't there.  The 80s synth quickened in beat as Lottie looked at the horizon through the alley's chain link fence.  Thunder roared. "ah, jeez.&qu

  The NCJDDAS return for Season Six! I'm going back to my roots, and back to what I think I've been most effective at! Torchwood stories will continue, but the Main Range and NCBBDAS will die a slow painful death. Hopefully Brenda Blethyn will someday get the credit she deserves.  What does this mean? Judi Dench is still dead. These stories will take place across her history - but she will still be crossing new lines on what can be a Doctor Who story, and she will still be fucking ridiculous.  A New Companion, as well as stories with Cherry, Marsha, Roman and Lottie will occur.  Be Excited.  New Stories Coming Soon...

Torchwood Parody Among Us 7.10 Aftermath Starring Scarlett Johansson, Natalia Cordova Buckley, Ian Alexander, Jason Hughes Previously On Torchwood A Long time ago, Carl Summers kidnapped some children and used their imagination to create an intelligence serum - Now, Yvonne Hartman and her supporters have been fired from Torchwood. Object One is to be tracked down and destroyed, and Torchwood's new director, Cherry Classified has arrived and is unsure what to do with her newfound leadership - and the agents that are undecided on this new future for Torchwood...  Now, The Hub Anastasia slowly stepped down into the hub. Today another wall was invisible and there was a glowing rod attached to the floor that Ash was applying. "Hey, Ash." Anastasia said, walking in. "Brilliant to see you," Ash replied. "The new director's going to want to see you." "Why?" Anastasia said, setting her bag at her desk. "I thought we had been demoted." &q