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(MAIN RANGE): Checkout

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  (MAIN RANGE): Checkout Starring Elizabeth Olsen as The Twenty Second Doctor and Gillian Jacobs as Paige (This is one of many adventures taking place before Blindspot and Paige's first departure)  Chapter One "Shopping?"   Paige was indignant. "We're taking the TARDIS shopping?!? "  "Yep. We're going to a little out of the way mall known as Pest Buy. One of the leading branches of Supermarkets in the cosmos. It sells...everything."  "Everything?" Paige asked, suspiciously. "Everything you can conceive of. As well as a few things you can't..." The Doctor manically pulled levers and pushed switches, swinging herself around the console like a maniac.  "For instance." The Doctor said, opening the doors and walking straight into a service line in the mall.  She tapped a computer screen. "I'd like a purple cheetah-bear hybrid that instead of roaring, speaks in ominous rhyming riddles about your own impendin...

(MAIN RANGE): Seaside

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  (MAIN RANGE): Seaside  A rewritten thing, because the original files are lost to time  Featuring Tracy Ann Oberman as Yvonne Hartman and Tricia Janine Helfer as The Master 2005 Yvonne was relaxing on the beach, sipping her cocktail, as the breeze gently flowed through her hair. She was a newcomer here, to the Lighthouse. A high class resort, for secret operatives like herself. It was a favorite of UNIT, MI6, Counter-Measures, and many other organizations, because above all of the ostentaciousness, it was in fact, extremely discreet.  It was efficient.  Yvonne liked that. The Lighthouse was named for it's titular lighthouse, which in fact, was the least impressive thing about it. The private mansion, the bar, the yacht, the beach, all of them dwarfed the small decrepit lighthouse for which the resort was named. It seemed to Yvonne to have been abandoned for many years.  Yvonne leaned back in her chair, struggling not to think of work. She was extremely eff...

(MAIN RANGE): The Dalek Noun Adjective

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 (MAIN RANGE): The Dalek Noun Adjective Starring Jodie Whittaker as The Thirteenth Doctor Featuring Alison Pill as Lottie Part Two of the Trilogy beginning with Are you Missing Any Planets? Chapter One "Time Rotors Online."  Lottie heard the Rotors whir to life, as the diagnostics began. "System Check!"  "Levels of Tetrion Radiation?" "Acceptable." "Levels of Artron Energy?" "87%" "Outside Factors?" "Minimal"  "Begin the temporal experiment." Lottie began imputting the data into the terminal. Numbers streamed across the screen. Above her, she saw through the interface, that the aperture was beginning to open. The systems shook, and sparks rained from above.  "Casualties on Deck 11!" "We're out of sync with normal space time!"  "Abort Mission, Abort Mission, Abort!" Lottie didn't have time to scream before the ship collapsed under the weight of time itself, sur...

How To Start The NCJDDAS

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Start from the beginning and skip an episode if you don't like it. Alternatively, just do the Main Range. 

(MAIN RANGE): A Private Little War

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(MAIN RANGE): A Private Little War  Starring David Bradley as The First Doctor, Claudia Grant as Susan Foreman,  Jemma Powell as Barbara Wright and Jamie Glover as Ian Chesterton  Chapter One The TARDIS dematerialized into the old west.  "GRANDFFFFFFFFAAAAATHHHHHHHHHERRRR" said Susan, "It's the old west! With saddles and cowboys and all of that kind of lovely stuff we learned about in school!" "Quite right, my child." The Doctor said, stepping out alongside her with Barbara and Ian.  Barbara activated history teacher mode. "Susan, the wild west is often overglamorized in films you see. The real wild west was a difficult to survive in place, comprised of many villages that were often promptly abandoned. Actual shoot-outs and the kind were rare, although crime was rampant, it tended to be only outside of these villages. Most of these towns are well maintained, and quite lawful, if I must say too. And their primary source of income were the gold min...

NCBBDAS: Red Ledger

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  NCBBDAS: Red Ledger This Story Stars Brenda Blethyn as The Twenty Seventh Doctor and Ted Danson as Calvin  Featuring Jemma Redgrave as Kate Stewart Chapter One Julie Lendel was an alien. No one knew of course. She didn't have slitted eyes or a hissing tongue, and she didn't lay eggs or shed her skin and hang it in her closet, no, she looked normal.  She was normal. She went to nightclubs and danced, and had fun, and nobody knew at all she was an alien, nobody had any idea at all.  She lived with the party. She loved it. That haze of not knowing what you were doing, living in the crowd and the beat of the music, the noise just taking you over. This party was her favorite one yet. There weren't many people, but everything was just perfect. The music, the dancing, the food- And when she sat down, woozy and exhausted, she fell asleep on the cushions and the people danced on. It took them over an hour to realize she had been stabbed, and by then her green blood had lea...