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NCJDDAS: The Rani Electric With Ideas from OhNoNotTheMemes and Windsprite and a Timeline from Arbrax Chapter One “So,” The Doctor said. “You and me. We’re trapped in a room. It’s slowly closing in. In about an hour, we’ll be crushed into ludicrous gibs of blood and gore. No way out. No way in. Just the two of us, stuck together, about to die. What do we need to do to get out?” The Rani sat on the floor, arms crossed. “You’re the hero. Hero us a way out of here, won’t you?”  The grey walls moved in. The Rani growled.  “59 minutes now,” The Doctor said.  “This is worse than the time I was a fifty foot tall eggplant,” the Rani muttered.  The Doctor rolled her eyes, well aware of the context to this sentence, of which the audience will never know.  “This is worse Than the time my 473d regeneration had a-” “Oh, fuck off.” The Rani said. “You aren’t the 506th regeneration, we both know you’re the 26th, and you lie to sound impressive. See here, I have the canon timeli...

NCJDDAS: The Silver Screen Chapter One Ann was dead. That was the thing she was sure of. She’d fallen into a cheese grater, and all of the bloody tubes of her body were set on fire and stomped on. So, she was definitely dead, for starters.  Silly that it didn’t last.  She was in some kind of dark room. It wasn’t hell, it was comfortable, sort of navy, and you could  see the walls and carpeting and what not.  She lay on the ground for a minute and An Egyptian Woman and a man in 90s sunglasses entered her view of the ceiling. “Great performance, man,” said the man dressed up like some kind of Terminator rip-off. “You really had me crying in the break up scene with Joe there.”  Joe had been her Ex. Ann made a face but didn’t ask. The Egyptian Woman smiled. “It’s alright. It’s okay. You’re only dead, come on,” and she helped her up.  “Welcome to the Cinema,” The Egyptian woman said, leading her into the crowd. “Where are we? Ann stutter...